Wednesday, January 02, 2008

birthday girls and boy

In case your wondering the best way to gain 30 lbs after Christmas each year here's how...

--first, be born a few days after Christmas

--next, marry someone who was born a few days after Christmas

--then, have a baby a few days after Christmas

(this 30 lbs pound thing is contingent on being the kind of person that believes each birthday boy or girl deserves their own big, buttery cake and a week long eating festival celebration...we are those kind of people)